EF FAIL #2: Because it's not as easy as you would think to destroy the evidence
(and a bon fire just feels so permanent)
This stack of items was super exciting to accumulate,
but now they have to be hidden from me at all times so I don't have a total mental breakdown :
The Belly Book : I lovingly answered questions about the day I found I was pregnant, my cravings, our plans
Prenatal work out DVD : I know! how about instead I gain like 10 lbs of hormone and depression weight?!
Pregnancy, Childbirth, & the Newborn : I feel like this book actually radiates an aura of pain from wherever I hide it
Taking Charge of Your Fertility : aaaand instead it took charge of me
Children's Books : I always superstitiously lied and said these were for other people's kids,
but [full disclosure] they were really for mine
Alright. I took the photo. Back to their hiding places they go. For now.
(and a bon fire just feels so permanent)
This stack of items was super exciting to accumulate,
but now they have to be hidden from me at all times so I don't have a total mental breakdown :
The Belly Book : I lovingly answered questions about the day I found I was pregnant, my cravings, our plans
Prenatal work out DVD : I know! how about instead I gain like 10 lbs of hormone and depression weight?!
Pregnancy, Childbirth, & the Newborn : I feel like this book actually radiates an aura of pain from wherever I hide it
Taking Charge of Your Fertility : aaaand instead it took charge of me
Children's Books : I always superstitiously lied and said these were for other people's kids,
but [full disclosure] they were really for mine
Alright. I took the photo. Back to their hiding places they go. For now.
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